A conversation on the patio after dark
Potato Queen (gazing up at the dark sky between the towering trees): I miss the bats.
Mulch Boy: I'm sure they'll be back. It's early.
PQ: Not enough bugs yet.
MB: Exactly.
PQ: Omigosh, is that one??
MB: It IS! No bird can fly like that.
PQ: He must be the scout.
MB: Yeah, he's Batmartigan!
PQ: Wait, who?
MB: Like Val Kilmer in Willow!
PQ: I love our bat.
MB: Batmartigan is the best bat in the whole neighborhood.
PQ: Obviously.
Mulch Boy: I'm sure they'll be back. It's early.
PQ: Not enough bugs yet.
MB: Exactly.
PQ: Omigosh, is that one??
MB: It IS! No bird can fly like that.
PQ: He must be the scout.
MB: Yeah, he's Batmartigan!
PQ: Wait, who?
MB: Like Val Kilmer in Willow!
PQ: I love our bat.
MB: Batmartigan is the best bat in the whole neighborhood.
PQ: Obviously.
Patio is really the best place for conversation, besides you can have it while resting and comforting yourself, well it is the place for entertainment at all.
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